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Girls these days! They wake up a poor old man because they want to be fucked and when they are satisfied they just leave without even saying thank you!
angel-kink: armydoctorcastiel: camuizuuki: #HIS PROFILE IS JUST SO FUCKING PRETTY #I CANNOT EVEN #STOP IT OKAY #IT IS NOT FAIR #I HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER GUY AND YOU’RE NOT MAKING MY SEARCH ANY EASIER #FUCK YOU THE BEST THING IS I HAVE LITERALLY
wibblywobblyaudreywaudrey: idso: I KNOW how the fuck do you fucked it up, the book says BLUE! not fucking pink! they pulled a fucking Aurora didn’t they I like this color combo so much better for her anyway ugh idk it’s just prettier
So how does it feel knowing your wife just beat you up in front of those construction workers? They seemed to be getting a big kick out of it. Did you at least learn your lesson? You don’t fuck with me like that, you just don’t. Next
think-thank-thunk: Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around
highclasspapal: Having the same taste in music is like a soul connection
God damn anti vaxxers piss me off so much, they’re just as bad as climate change deniers. They’re fucking up everyone’s future but act all high and mighty like we’re the idiots for wanting to live beyond 20!
insanity-and-vanity: just-shower-thoughts: There are different versions of you living within the minds of others. I wonder how different they all are. This just fucked me up
So I just called CNN to question why they weren't covering Occupy Boston and they hung up on me.
When you go to somebody for help and they just make you feel so tiny and weak and like an absolute fuck up and you can feel yourself just dying inside with each word
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
Straight girls, they'll fuck you up every time.
apparently i’m not allowed to be pissed off without getting yelled at, be upset without being told i have nothing to be sad about, or be happy without being told to shut up. this just in: my parents want a brick as a child.
willgrahamcrackercrumbs: fromtheshoresof: johnscowlick: willgrahamcrackercrumbs: the “no sleveless tops” american public school dress code policy is impeding on our 2nd amendment right to bare arms did you really just fucking they just don’t
thefuuuucomics: printers are fucking awful it’s 2013 so why do they still make so much noise why are they so pushy and impatient why is it that printer ink costs more than printers themselves why can’t they just wait for two seconds until you load
fandom-fox: spoopyphilia: did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died This post fucked me up.
captainzaksparro: spoopy-berry: spoopy-berry: spoopy-berry: spoopy-berry: I HATE DIET SODA AND IT JUST GROSSED ME OUT SO I JUST SLAMMED IT DOWN NOT CARING IF IT SPILLED AND IT DID THIS. FUCK YOU TOO DIET DOCTOR PEPPER Update: It seems the Diet Dr.
su-ic-id-al: unhiddenscars: WHEN YOU BITE DOWN ON SOMETHING YOU’RE ACTUALLY BITING UP BECAUSE YOU CAN’T MOVE YOUR TOP JAW this just fucked me over so badly
thefunniestblogger: ccumberbitched: evenifitisagainstslytherin: black-dawg: hurtlamb: Matthew Cornell are you kidding me ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’m convinced they just took a picture of a guy putting a paintbrush on a really big photograph
urinatings: if you ever get the chance please kiss me just fucking do it just go straight for the smooch and take it
untitled-silhouette: wacotaco: when you can’t think of a good comeback so you just My way of not saying fuck you
chubdean: The Breath Of All Things - KismetJeska It takes another four minutes of lying in the dark before he brings himself to just fucking say it. “I love you too. Obviously.” “Obviously?” “Obviously,” Dean confirms. “I mean, have you met you?
bootydestroyer: skylorde: joshpeck: kekoas-waves: listen, Nickelodeon. If you wanna get your ratings back to an all time high, just make a series about Drake & Josh in college. Do it. Just fucking do it. just fucking do it. Drake said he wanted
happiest: them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you
the-philosophers-bone: just-shower-thoughts: To go to sleep, you have to pretend to be asleep until you actually are. this fucked me up
linuxusers: y’all are fucking ruining your purses i was just at an olive garden and they’ll give you a bag just for your breadsticks if you just ask
javertisasgardian: dearestlupin: One of my favorite scenes in all the books is the one where literally all the teachers ban together to just fucking slay Lockhart like “oh you were just telling me about the chamber of secrets” and “oh didn’t
fogandfreckles: lacunar: can we just…. Fuck you, Cheeto Voldemort
calmorrison: tumblr user iahfy? yeah they’re alright i mean they’re [trips] [hundreds of thousands of iahfy’s korra fanarts spill out of jacket] wait these aren’t mine i just [gathering them up sweating frantically] listen i just listen fuck
sluttyoliveoil: lliampayne: one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name” one time on my cup they wrote “you made this up for notes”
texasenchantment: -hewastheirfriend: estegrimshaw: BEING A 13 YEAR OLD AND SHIPPING STEP SIBLINGS WILL REALLY FUCK YOU UP NO LIKE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THEY FUCKING CANCELED THIS SHOW BC THEY WERE DATING IN REAL LIFE AND THE SEXUAL TENSION WAS LITERALLY
“They fuck you up, your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the faults they had And add some extra, just for you.” –Philip Larkin
fuckyeaheda: You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.
and-thisishowifeel: shayeofodile: It’s kinda cool how someone can just pop into your life all of a sudden and become so important to you within such a small amount of time. I think that’s what makes life so interesting though. There’s always a
stealthrockdamage:ghoulchurch:ghoulchurch:The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy Me:Hi!! Happy halloween!!!😃9year
plotbunnyslayer: brittandsan: BRITTANY WANTED TO DO YOU OUGHTA KNOW CAUSE IT’S SANTANA’S FAVORITE SONG, REMEMBER?!?!?! I remember: SANTANA: Mr. Schue, I wrote another verse of “Trouty Mouth” WILL: Eh no, n-n-no. Guys, guys. Just think about
kushandwizdom: insanity-and-vanity: just-shower-thoughts: There are different versions of you living within the minds of others. I wonder how different they all are. This just fucked me up
transgoats:Sometimes there are shows where you point and go “they’re gay” but then the staff actually tries to do gay characters and you slap their hands and go “no you’ll just fuck it up.”
kushandwizdom: insanity-and-vanity: just-shower-thoughts: There are different versions of you living within the minds of others. I wonder how different they all are. This just fucked me up 😶
clockmocker: clockmocker: h4x0rwaif: clockmocker: I love those Mickey mouse shorts but the one where Goofy vores Minny and Mickey then they both fuck inside him really fucks me up Quick question clock, what the fuck. You can’t just throw stuff like
goldennmami: I swear guys who’ve had beards all they life and then shave the shit off is like looking at the sun like you can’t just look right at it because it kinda fucks you up and you just like damn
houseplantjournal:Hey plants, what are you up to while I’m at work? (taken 9am to 7pm) #houseplants #plantlove #foliage #indoorplants #calathea #calatheafreddy #timelapse #best_timelapse #calathearoseopicta #calathealancifolia #airplants #tillandsia
weirdnwise: Don’t cheat on people, because the rest of their fucking life at 1am or when vodka fills their veins all they’re going to wonder is why the hell they weren’t enough for you and it will slowly tear them apart, and just because you aren’t
predominantlynormal:mxcleod:do you ever meet or befriend someone who looks better in person than they do in their photos and it just fucks you up? bc it fucks me up If I ever meet you I’m sure my mind will refer right back to this text post.
mediocre-childhood: Ruby and Sapphire omg the feels Ruby literally is a hot head and Sapphire is cool you’ll understand after you see it they kissed to
l-sula-l: I was fine. With the men. Who would come into her life now and againI was fine– Cause I knew That they didn’t really matter… until you I was fine. When you came. And we fought like it was all some silly game Over her– Who she’d
stoned-levi: If you’re one of those people who tell strangers to smile can you just not. If you’re one of those people who tell people they look upset can you just not. Sometimes people think they look great and you just fuck shit up. Sometimes people
ummmm I fucking hate companies calling ur phone like when they offer me something and I respectfully decline and say I am 100% not interested and they’re like “I understand you don’t need it but we just want you to try it for free” LIKE PLEASE